Poll: StarTalk on the Set
Which of these fictitious conversations in-between takes do you think could've actually happened? Discuss HERE
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Russell Crowe and Christian Bale in 3:10 to Yuma (2007)
Russell Crowe: "Hey mate, I'm thinking after this cowboy gig I'll do something from the Bible. Maybe play Noah?" Christian Bale: "Think Moses might be a better choice, mate" -
Chris Pratt and Zoe Saldana in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Zoe Saldana:"Ean ketuwong meuia ultxa Tanhì-eveng Eyktan, Uhhh, wait! I think I'm speaking Na'vi, or is that Klingon? Let me try that again" -
Jesse Ventura and Bill Duke in Predator (1987)
Bill Duke: "Psssst, hey Jesse. Did you know Arnold wants to run for Governor?" Jesse Ventura: "Mmmm, that's a good idea" -
Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio in What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Johnny Depp: "You want me to do WHAT?" Leonardo DiCaprio: "Just slowly open your eyes and say: I'm FLYING!" -
Freddy & Moe
Sylvester Stallone:" YO! You talkin' to me?!" Robert De Niro: "I told you that's not they way that line goes!" -
Sean Penn, Ray Walston Film Set Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) 0083929 Universal Pictures
Sean Penn: "Dude, betcha' I'm gonna win an Oscar someday!" Ray Walston: "Yes, of course you are. I'm sure you will win two Oscars! -
Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio in This Boy's Life (1993)
Robert De Niro: "Relax kid, I'll talk to Marty, sure he'll have something for you in one of his pictures" -
Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon in The Departed (2006)
Matt Damon:"Got offered two great roles about survival. One is an astronaut, movie's called The Martian (2015). The other is a trapper in the American frontier, The Revenant (2015). I smell an Oscar on both, but dunno which one to pick" Leonardo DiCaprio:"I'd go with Mars" -
Ethan Hawke, Lorelei Linklater, and Ellar Coltrane in Boyhood (2014)
Ethan Hawke: "Hey Rick, how long before we wrap?!" Richard Linklater: Uhhh, 'bout twelve years!" -
Bruce Willis and Elijah Wood in North (1994)
Elijah Wood: "Mr. Willis, my agent gave me a script called Deep Impact (1998), about the human race working together to stop a meteorite from destroying the planet" Bruce Willis: "An end-of-the-world Armageddon-type scenario? Not a bad idea, kid. I'll look into it." -
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Kirsten Dunst in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)
Brad Pitt: "Why the gloomy face, Tom? Afraid I steal your thunder?" Tom Cruise: "Nah, I just don't want you to make me look shorter." Kirsten Dunst: "Don't worry, that's why I'm here." (Suggested by ElMaruecan82) -
Justin Timberlake, Oscar Isaac, and Adam Driver in Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
Justin Timberlake:"C'mon guys, let's get this song right, use the force." Oscar Isaac: "I'm not feelin' it" Adam Driver: "I'm feelin' it...The FORCE is STRONG with me." -
Jessica Alba and Chris Evans in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Chris Evans: "Don't know about you, but after this movie I'm never wearing form-fitting blue tights again!" -
Morgan Freeman and Ben Affleck in The Sum of All Fears (2002)
Ben Affleck: "After I'm done with this movie, I'll be playing this vigilante who dresses like the Devil. What are YOU doing after this?" Morgan Freeman: "Comedy with Jim Carrey. I'll be playing God." -
Ben Affleck in Daredevil (2003)
Ben Affleck: "This is the last time I wear a horned cowl!" -
Val Kilmer and Robert Downey Jr. in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Val Kilmer: "I played Batman. Trust me, you DO NOT want to play a super hero" -
George Clooney and Michelle Pfeiffer in One Fine Day (1996)
Michelle Pfeiffer: "Don't worry, I had a lot of fun playing Catwoman. You're gonna make a GREAT Batman" -
Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd in Moonlighting (1985)
Bruce Willis: "It's an action movie called Die Hard (1988) and this is what I'll be wearing." -
Gary Oldman and Keanu Reeves in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Keanu Reeves: "Tell me the truth Gary, how's my English accent so far?" Gary Oldman: "Excellent!" -
Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, and Tom Barnett in The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)
Norman Reedus: "They're pretty sweet, man, but I'm thinking CROSSBOW" -
Elodie Yung in G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
Elodie Yung: "Don't know why, but I was just approached to play a BIG PART in this show called Daredevil (2015) -
Ryan Reynolds in X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Ryan Reynolds: "Seriously guys, this is not the Wade Wilson I had in mind. Can he at least use words like *bleep!* or *bleep!*?"