Poll: If you could watch these films backwards...
Which of these "if you could watch these films" jokes is your favorite? Discuss here
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Mean Girls (2004)
If you watch Mean Girls backwards, it's about a girl who becomes so unpopular she has to move to Africa. -
Titanic (1997)
If you watch Titanic backwards, it's about a ship that emerges from icy waters, and then everyone on it goes home. -
White Chicks (2004)
If you watch White Chicks backwards, it becomes Black Dudes. -
2012 (2009)
If you watch 2012 backwards its about earth healing itself. -
The Dark Knight (2008)
If you watch The Dark Knight backwards, the Joker saves a burning stack of money, gives it to the mob, and pulls a pencil out of some guys eye. I guess, he's not a bad guy at all. -
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
If you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards, it's about a guy seeing everyone else around him getting younger. -
Pinocchio (1940)
If you watch Pinocchio backwards, it is the story of how a real boy gets changed into a block of wood. -
127 Hours (2010)
If you watch 127 Hours backwards, it's the uplifting story of an amputee who finds an arm in the desert, attaches it, and discovers a love for biking. -
Gran Torino (2008)
If you watch Gran Torino backwards, it's about a zombie who becomes more and more racist. -
Scarface (1983)
If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba. -
Pretty Woman (1990)
If you watch Pretty Woman backwards,Richard Gere robs a woman of everything until she turns to prostitution. -
The Exorcist (1973)
If you watch The Exorcist backwards, it's about a girl who's very sick until she eats pea soup and gets better. -
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
If you watch The Lord of the Rings backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home. -
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
If you watch Harry Potter backwards, it's about an institute that gradually robs a teenage wizard of his age and talent until he's got nothing left and must resign himself to living under a family's stairs. -
Madagascar (2005)
If you watch Madagascar backwards, it's about a group of animals who get fed up by dancing lemurs, lock themselves up in boxes and ship themselves to a zoo. -
The Grey (2011)
If you watch The Grey backwards, it's about a man who wins a staring contest with a wolf, then finds another man underwater and kisses him, they find several other men, ressurect a few wolves and are rewarded with a plane. -
Black Swan (2010)
If you watch Black Swan backwards, it's about a dancer who cures her insanity by sleeping with Mila Kunis. -
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
If you watch Ocean's Eleven backwards, it's about a bunch of guys donating money to a casino, then leaving in style. -
Jaws (1975)
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. -
The Blind Side (2009)
If you watch The Blind Side backwards, it's about how Sandra Bullock becomes disappointed with her black son and abandons him in the street. -
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
If you watch Million Dollar Baby backwards, it's about Clint Eastwood reviving a crippled boxer, then teaching her to get progressively worse at boxing. -
Rocky (1976)
If you watch Rocky backwards, it's about a boxer gets beaten so badly he loses all his conditioning and leaves his girlfriend. -
Coraline (2009)
If you watch Coraline backwards, it's about a young girl that teaches a soul-eating witch how to be a nice personand leaves the witch's world only to find out that the real world sucks. -
Shrek (2001)
If you watch Shrek backwards, it's about an insane ogre who kindaps a man's wife and puts her in a tower, alienates his friends and winds up living alone in a swamp. -
The Matrix (1999)
If you watch The Matrix backwards, Neo gets tired of using his superpowers to fight, so he jacks into the ship's computer and sucks all of the kung fu knowledge out of his brain and then plugs himself into the Matrix, and begins his new life as Thomas Anderson. -
The Social Network (2010)
If you watch The Social Network backwards, it's about a billionaire who reconciles with his best friend, loses his fortune, becomes a nerd, and his girlfriend comes back to him. -
Django Unchained (2012)
If you watch Django Unchained backwards, it's about a well dressed but murderous black guy who meets a bearded white guy who escorts him through Mandingo fights, bad weather and shoot-outs before betraying and selling him to slave traders. -
Fight Club (1999)
If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Edward Norton turn from a crazy street person into a successful and productive member of society. -
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
If you watch Saving Private Ryan backwards, it's about a bunch of soldiers wandering through Europe and then going to the beach. -
Cast Away (2000)
If you watch Cast Away backwards, it's exactly the same movie. -
Memento (2000)
If you watch Memento backwards, it makes more sense. -
Twilight (2008)
If you watch Twilight backwards, it's still a crappy film.