Poll: Funniest combo of 2 classic AFI's Quotes ...
From these 35 combinations of two classic cinematic quotes, listed in the American Film Institute's Top 100 -each quote being used once, which makes 70% of the list exploited for this poll- which ones make the funniest exchange, or which combos make you wish it really happened in the film? Discuss here
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On the Waterfront (1954)
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. - Well, nobody's perfect!" (Some Like It Hot (1959)) -
Sunset Blvd. (1950)
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" (Gone with the Wind (1939)) -
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
"What we've got here is failure to communicate. - You talkin' to me?" (Taxi Driver (1976)) -
Grand Hotel (1932)
"I want to be alone. - They're here." (Poltergeist (1982)) -
The Pride of the Yankees (1942)
"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. - There's no crying in baseball!" (A League of Their Own (1992)) -
Casablanca (1942)
"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Show me the money." (Jerry Maguire (1996)) -
A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. - Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." (Planet of the Apes (1968)) -
Apollo 13 (1995)
"Houston, we have a problem. - Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars." (Now, Voyager (1942)) -
Scarface (1983)
"Say 'hello' to my little friend. - Hello, gorgeous." (Funny Girl (1968)) -
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
"Attica! Attica! - La-dee-da, la-dee-da." (Annie Hall (1977)) -
Casablanca (1942)
"We'll always have Paris. - I'll have what she's having." (When Harry Met Sally... (1989)) -
Dracula (1931)
(in the same sentence) "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make... wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!" (The Jazz Singer (1927)) -
Jaws (1975)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat. - If you build it, he will come." (Field of Dreams (1989)) -
Casablanca (1942)
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - A boy's best friend is his mother." (Psycho (1960)) -
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
"I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." (Casablanca (1942)) -
Sudden Impact (1983)
"Go ahead, make my day. - Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?" (Little Caesar (1931)) -
She Done Him Wrong (1933)
"Why don't you come up sometime and see me? - You can't handle the truth!" (A Few Good Men (1992)) -
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
"E.T. phone home. - -
Network (1976)
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! - Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown" (Chinatown (1974)) -
Shane (1953)
"Shane! Shane, Come back! - I'll be back" (The Terminator (1984)) -
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
"Hasta la vista, baby! - Nobody puts 'baby' in a corner" (Dirty Dancing (1987)) -
The Godfather (1972)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. - I see dead people" (The Sixth Sense (1999)) -
The Graduate (1967)
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? - Elementary, my dear Watson" (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)) -
Top Gun (1986)
"I feel the need -- the need for speed! - Snap out of it!" (Moonstruck (1987)) -
Animal Crackers (1930)
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."! - My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'" (Forrest Gump (1994)) -
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
"Open the pod bay doors please, HAL."! - They call me Mister Tibbs!" (In the Heat of the Night (1967)) -
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
"We rob banks!" - Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" (Wall Street (1987)) -
Dr. No (1962)
"Bond. James Bond." - Stella! Hey, Stella!" (Wall Street (1987)) -
Rocky (1976)
(in the same sentence) "Yo, Adrian... my precious." (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)) -
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. - Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" (Sons of the Desert (1933)) -
Airplane! (1980)
"Surely you can't be serious. - -Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)) -
Soylent Green (1973)
"Soylent Green is people! - As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." (Gone with the Wind (1939)) -
Dead Poets Society (1989)
"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. - -
Beyond the Forest (1949)
"What a dump. - -
Marathon Man (1976)
"Is it safe? - Plastics." (The Graduate (1967))