Poll: If Classic Movie Quotes were Politically Correct
Well, if Political Correctness (PC) prevents us from making fun of sensitive issues, let's just hope that, as a thin consolation, we can at least make fun of PC itself. So, which of these 25 cases of PC applied to classic movie quotes do you think is the most ridiculously funny? Without telling you what to do, and just in case this poll raised your interest, you can have a little chit-chat here if you click on this link. Thank you in advance.
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Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Frankly, my dear, although I empathize with your feelings, they are not exactly my primary focus at this time." -
Frankenstein (1931)
"He's metabolically abled! He's metabolically abled!" -
The Sixth Sense (1999)
"I see living impaired people." -
Psycho (1960)
"We all go a little mentally disoriented sometimes." -
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
"What we've got here is deferred success to communicate." -
Blonde Crazy (1931)
"That unsavory, ethically-disoriented, deceiver!" -
Forrest Gump (1994)
"Mama says 'mentally challenged is as mentally challenged does'" -
Apocalypse Now (1979)
"I love the smell of coffee in the morning." -
The Godfather (1972)
"Its a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes, with their consent." -
BUtterfield 8 (1960)
"Mama, face it. I was the sexually extroverted woman of all time" -
A Christmas Story (1983)
"You might suffer irreversible eye damage'" -
Goldfinger (1964)
"A martini. Shaken, not stirred. And a reasonable amount, please, which I'll drink in moderation." -
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little quadruped non-human associate too!" -
National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)
"Horizontally, esthetically and chemically inconvenienced is no way to go through life, son... in my humble opinion." -
Network (1976)
"My displeasure knows no bounds... but you know what? this is actually improving my personal perspective on life" -
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
"We practise cash withdrawals without documented permissions." -
Casablanca (1942)
"Play it, please, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'. I'm not saying this as a command, of course, it's just a friendly request I hope you'll be glad to fulfill." -
Apollo 13 (1995)
"Houston, we're encountering an inconvenience of as yet undetermined seriousness." -
A Few Good Men (1992)
"You can't handle the uncreative unpleasantness of facts!" -
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
"I am overwhelmed with these prodigious numbers of snakes on this over-crowded plane... still, the safest way to travel according to statistics." -
Some Like It Hot (1959)
"You're a man... so what? When I look at you, I don't see a man or a woman. It doesn't make any difference to me." -
Planet of the Apes (1968)
"Please, would you mind keeping your nondiscretionarily fragrant hands off my delicate body? O Primate Overlord!" -
Jerry Maguire (1996)
"Shut up, just shut up. I don't need a man or a romantic tirade to know what my heart feels. Actually, you had me at 'hello' but I appreciate the fact that you show remorse and make amends for your past conduct, and I accept to give you a second chance." -
Dazed and Confused (1993)
"That's what I love about these young adult high school girls, mate. I keep getting chronologically advantaged, they stay the same age... above the legal one of consent, of course" -
Pretty Woman (1990)
"I want the fairy tale but just because I was a victim of men's exploitation and I believe it is a fair compensation for the treatment I received as a sex care provider. That said, I don't think girls should care about fairy tales anymore."