Poll: Honest Movie Titles
Which of these alternate but honest titles for movies do you like the most ? Discuss here.
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Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves (1990)
White Man: The Superior Indian -
Robby Benson, Angela Lansbury, Jerry Orbach, David Ogden Stiers, Paige O'Hara, Bradley Pierce, and Kimmy Robertson in Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Stockholm Syndrome -
Fast & Furious 6 (2013)
Twilight for Men -
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
Fifty Scenes of Sex -
Matthew Broderick, James Earl Jones, Nathan Lane, Robert Guillaume, Moira Kelly, and Ernie Sabella in The Lion King (1994)
Hamlet with Animals -
Gravity (2013)
IMAX Porn -
Jurassic Park (1993)
Mostly Cretaceous Park -
Ian McKellen, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Evan Peters, and Jennifer Lawrence in X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
X-Men: Fixing Past Mistakes -
The Dark Knight (2008)
The Joker -
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Weirdest Birthday Ever -
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington in Avatar (2009)
Pocahontas in Space -
#12
The Hobbit: The Elongated Appendices -
Chris Evans in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Captain America: He's Cool Now -
Jemima West, Kevin Zegers, Robert Sheehan, Jamie Campbell Bower, and Lily Collins in The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)
Buffy Potter and the Divergent Olympians: Chapter Five - The Twilight Hunger -
Benedict Cumberbatch in Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Worst Wrath of Khan Ever -
Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman, Christopher Eccleston, Tadanobu Asano, Idris Elba, Ray Stevenson, Tom Hiddleston, Zachary Levi, Chris Hemsworth, and Jaimie Alexander in Thor: The Dark World (2013)
The Obligatory Marvel Movie -
Primer (2004)
Time Travel Done Right -
Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network (2010)
Punk Genius Traitor Billionaire -
Forest Whitaker in The Butler (2013)
Oscar Bait -
#20
Star Trek V: Shatner's Inflated Ego -
Sandra Bullock and Quinton Aaron in The Blind Side (2009)
White Guilt -
Colin Firth in The King's Speech (2010)
B-B-British B-B-Bromance -
Danny Elfman, Catherine O'Hara, and Chris Sarandon in The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Henry Selick's The Nightmare Before Christmas -
William Fichtner, Will Arnett, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard, Johnny Knoxville, Megan Fox, Alan Ritchson, and Pete Ploszek in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Corporate Cash-Grab CGI Reboot -
Tom Hanks, Joan Cusack, Tim Allen, John Ratzenberger, Wallace Shawn, Jodi Benson, Blake Clark, Estelle Harris, Jeff Pidgeon, Don Rickles, and Frank Welker in Toy Story 3 (2010)
Cry Like a Baby 3 -
Julia Roberts, Shirley MacLaine, Kathy Bates, Patrick Dempsey, Hector Elizondo, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Topher Grace, George Lopez, Emma Roberts, Taylor Lautner, Bryce Robinson, and Taylor Swift in Valentine's Day (2010)
American Love Actually -
Sam Rockwell in Moon (2009)
Me, Myself and I -
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)
Raging Hormones -
#29
How to Ruin Star Wars - Episode I -
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Yet Another Spider-Man -
Julie Kavner and Dan Castellaneta in The Simpsons Movie (2007)
The Extra Long Simpsons Episode -
Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds in R.I.P.D. (2013)
M.I.B. with Ghosts -
Zach Braff, Joey King, and Pierce Gagnon in Wish I Was Here (2014)
The Zach Braff Kickstarter Movie -
Nick Frost, Simon Pegg, and Seth Rogen in Paul (2011)
Angry Atheist Film Disguised as a Buddy Sci-Fi Comedy -
#35
The Worst of Sports Movies