Poll: Ridiculous Reasons for Dumping Your Girlfriends (Seinfeld Version)

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  Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

  For not giving him a massage.
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  Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

  For having “man hands.”
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  Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

  For being a low talker.
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  Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

  Because your friend saw her naked.
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  Jerry Seinfeld and Jeremiah Birkett in Seinfeld (1989)

  For eating peas one pea at a time.
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  Jerry Seinfeld, Renee Props THE RACE

  For wearing the same dress every day.
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  Jerry Seinfeld and Bryan Cranston in Seinfeld (1989)

  For being naked all the time
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  Jerry Seinfeld

  For having fake breasts
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  Jerry Seinfeld in Comedian (2002)

  For being too much like yourself
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  Jerry Seinfeld

  For kissing him in front of the Soup Nazi.
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  Jerry Seinfeld at an event for Bye Bye Birdie (1995)

  For believing she got gonorrhea from sitting on a tractor in a bathing suit.
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  Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

  For “shh”-ing you during a TV show.
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  Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

  For not thinking his stand up act was funny.
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  Jerry Seinfeld at an event for Bee Movie (2007)

  For having a terrible laugh.
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  Jerry Seinfeld

  For being two-faced — attractive one day, not attractive the next.
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  Jerry Seinfeld

  For not tasting his pie.
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  Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

  For not laughing at all.
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  Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld (1989)

  For claiming she is your wife to reap the benefits of his dry cleaning discount.
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  Jerry Seinfeld and Jessica Seinfeld at an event for Saturday Night Live: 40th Anniversary Special (2015)

  For liking the Dockers’ commercial.
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  Gwyneth Paltrow, Jerry Seinfeld, and Jessica Seinfeld

  For having been with and getting dumped by Newman.
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  Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Seinfeld, and Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000)

  For being “a sentence finisher.”

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