Cockeyed Cavaliers (1934)
Bert Wheeler: Bert Winstanley
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Quotes
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Bob : Get that silly look off of your face! Every time you do that I know you're ready to lift something--and you promised me you weren't gonna steal another thing!
Bert : You know I can't help lifting things. It's a disease! Y'know, the doctor says that I'm a kleptomaniac.
Bob : Yeah, well why don't you take something for it?
Bert : I've taken everything. But you know, I don't really steal.
Bob : Aw, no, you don't steal--you just find a lot of things that haven't been lost, that's all!
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Bert : What does that all mean?
Bob : It means that the clothes we have on belongs to the King's physician. So, from now on, we're a couple of doctors.
Mary Ann Dale : Surgeons?
Bob : No, I could never be a surgeon. Too much inside work.