Cockeyed Cavaliers (1934)
Robert Woolsey: Robert Maltravers
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Quotes
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Bob : Get that silly look off of your face! Every time you do that I know you're ready to lift something--and you promised me you weren't gonna steal another thing!
Bert : You know I can't help lifting things. It's a disease! Y'know, the doctor says that I'm a kleptomaniac.
Bob : Yeah, well why don't you take something for it?
Bert : I've taken everything. But you know, I don't really steal.
Bob : Aw, no, you don't steal--you just find a lot of things that haven't been lost, that's all!
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Bob : Hi ya, there, sister, hi ya there. Eh, I'm only kidding, but, suppose you and I get married?
Tavern Wench : Oh, no. The man I marry must be young and handsome.
Bob : Well, you're no prize. You've got a face that only a mother could love.
Tavern Wench : Oh, yes. But, I'm about to inherit 10,000 sovereigns.
Bob : Then I'm about to become a mother.
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Bert : What does that all mean?
Bob : It means that the clothes we have on belongs to the King's physician. So, from now on, we're a couple of doctors.
Mary Ann Dale : Surgeons?
Bob : No, I could never be a surgeon. Too much inside work.
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The Duke's Valet : Welcome to the manor of the Duke of Weskit.
Mary Ann Dale : The Duke of Weskit?
Bob : Not bad. Not bad. And from the looks of this joint, he must be a gay old dog. Well, here's where we teach the old dog some new tricks.
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Lady Genevieve : Oh, doctor. I'm so glad you've come. Would you like to make an examination at once?
Bob : Would I like to make an examination? Why, you know I would you little devil. Hi ya, Gracie.
Lady Genevieve : What?
Bob : Hi ya, Gracie.
Lady Genevieve : Why, you said that before?
Bob : Oh, that's where I heard it.
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Lady Genevieve : Oh, doctor, I think you're making a mistake.
Bob : Not with you, baby. Not with you. Now, how's your heart? Take a deep breathe.
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Lady Genevieve : But, doctor, I'm not the patient.
Bob : What, you're not Grace?
Lady Genevieve : His Grace is my Uncle the Duke and he's suffering from insomnia and I'm afraid its affecting his heart.
Bob : Well, we'll soon put a stop to that! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna prescribe a glass of whiskey every 15 minutes.
Lady Genevieve : For Uncle?
Bob : No, for me!
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Bob : You know, toots, you and I are gonna be great pals. By the way, what does insomnia mean?
Lady Genevieve : Oh, doctor!
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Lady Genevieve : Oh, doctor, isn't the moon glorious. You know, I've always wanted to see the man in the moon.
Bob : Not me. I'd rather see a woman in the sun.
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Bob : Hi there, Jen! Doggone, what a beautiful dress you have on!
Lady Genevieve : My dressmaker says it's the coming thing.
Bob : Heh! It must be coming - because there's a lot of it that hasn't arrived yet.
Baron Moxford : Will you put the powder puff away.
[Lady Genevieve stuffs it in the front of her dress]
Bob : Can I help you?
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Bob : Well, I hope our paths cross again.
Tavern Singer : Well, I hope so!
Bob : That makes it a double-cross.
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Lady Genevieve : And you enjoyed your dinner too. Didn't you doctor? Don't you just love wild game?
Bob : Genny, the wildest game I ever played was Post Office.
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Bob : Listen.
[Strums an overly large guitar]
Lady Genevieve : Ah, you play!
Bob : Do I play? Listen, I play this thing so well some folks got me up out of bed one night to play it for them.
Lady Genevieve : And you got dressed and did it?
Bob : No, I played in my pajamas. I was going along swell too and all of the sudden a string broke.
Lady Genevieve : On the guitar?
Bob : No, on the pajamas.
Lady Genevieve : Oh, doctor!
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Lady Genevieve : Oh, doctor, we can be alone. Look up into that window.
Bob : Hey, what do you think I am? A peeping Tom?
Lady Genevieve : That's Uncle's room and when the light goes out, meet me on my balcony.
Bob : Will I be on that balcony!
Lady Genevieve : I'll be waiting - with bells on.
Bob : Never mind the bells, honey!
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Lady Genevieve : Oh, doctor, can't you prescribe something for this dreadful heat?
Bob : No. I can make 'em warm, but, I can't cool 'em off.