Regi: It was lovely of you, but taking taxis when you haven't any money is a little foolish, isn't it?
Ted Drew: Foolish? Why, I had to take a taxi. I couldn't go out in this pouring rain and get my only suit all wet, could I?
Regi: Where's your overcoat?
Ted Drew: Ohhh, spending a little time in the pawnshop...
Regi: Well, why did you pawn your overcoat?
Ted Drew: Why, to pay for the taxi, of course. Dope!
Regi: We're exactly alike.
Ted Drew: No, ha ha, oh no, your hair is much prettier than...
Regi: We are! We're both trying to do the same thing: marry for money.
Ted Drew: Is that what you want to do?
Ted Drew: Oh, no, you're too nice for that.
Regi: Well, I don't want to spend the rest of my life working in a barber shop.
Ted Drew: Well, but to go out in cold blood and deliberately marry somebody for money, that's no good.
Regi: Well, what are you doing?
Ted Drew: Well... Well, it's different for me: I'm a heel!
Regi: Well, did I ever say I wasn't one?
Ted Drew: Oh, father's living abroad. He has an amazing ability for borrowing money from practically total strangers. Unfortunately, that ability isn't hereditary.
Regi: How could the Drews be broke?
Ted Drew: Well, do you remember that thing called the Crash?
Ted Drew: Well, that was us.
Allen Macklyn: When a man's in love with a woman, he shouldn't keep it a secret.
Ted Drew: [Bumps into Regi while playing hopscotch] I'm sorry. I didn't know the lights were against me.
Regi: It's alright.
[looks at him puzzled]
Ted Drew: Hopscotch.
Ted Drew: Mhmm. Indoor Hopscotch. Not up to field and turf hopscotch, but hopscotch never the less.
Ted Drew: Get the idea?
Regi: Yes, I get the idea.
Ted Drew: Want to play?
Regi: No thanks.
[walks toward elevator]
Ted Drew: Well, every man to his own sport.
[keeps hopping, then stops and walks back toward the elevator too]
Ted Drew: You'll be sorry when I am champion!
Ted Drew: Stabbed in the cuticle; what a way to die.
Regi: I wonder what the poor people are doing on a day like this.
Regi: You can't blame me for wanting the things I do. Every woman wants them. Only I say I do.