. . . if we lived in Simpler Times than Today. But with the Repugs about to insure premature demise (aka, "murder") for MILLIONS of our poorest U.S. Citizens this week, according to the Congressional Budget Office, it is urgently incumbent upon EVERY American to study those unparalleled prognosticators of Our Homeland's upcoming Calamities, Catastrophes, Cataclysms, and Apocalypti, Warner Bros.' Animated Shorts Seers division (aka, The Looney Tuners) for the clues that they've provided as Warner's Extreme Early Warning System. THE CHEWIN' BRUIN focuses upon what to do with History's Greatest Thief of American values, Red Commie KGB Chief Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin, symbolized here by Russia's national mascot, the bruin (or bear, for you unfortunate graduates of a Deplorable Betsy "Amway Calling" DeVos Charter "Learning" Shack). While plotting the World's biggest theft ever--ONE TRILLION BUCKS, or half of the failed USSR nation-state's wealth--Putin recruited the Rump\Kushner Crime Syndicate as his Money-Launderers-in-Chief. They, of course, coveted The Order of Lenin, so they volunteered to turn over AMER!CA'S WEALTH to Putin, as well, by stealing it from those who depend on SNAP, Medicare, Planned Parenthood, Social Security, Medicaid, the EPA, the FDA, the NHTSB, etc. Warner warns us at the end of THE CHEWIN' BRUIN that simply beheading the Russian Bear (Putin) will not be enough to curtail the Russian Threat, now that Putin has taken over EVERY aspect of U.S. Government and brainwashed 100 million fellow travelers. Only the fires of Nuclear War provide a chance to cleanse Our Planet of the Putin\Rump\Kushner Plague. But there's a Silver Lining in every cloud: the resulting Nuclear Winter is bound to ease Global Warming!