- [While in a passionate embrace]
- Prof. Sam Bastion: Will you tell me something?
- Kotty: Anything, Sam, anything.
- Prof. Sam Bastion: What are the first amendments to the Constitution called?
- Kotty: The Bill of Rights.
- Prof. Sam Bastion: That's right. What form of government is this?
- Kotty: The best!
- Prof. Sam Bastion: Kotty, now what's wrong.
- Kotty: Nothing. I just don't want to stand between you and your shells. You don't need a woman, you should go steady with a clam. I don't get it... a grown up man, and you still play with sea shells.