- Mary: Quackie, I've got a swell idea. While we're having such a scrumptious time in Gay Paris, why don't you get romantic and marry me?
- Daffy Duck: Not a bad idea, Mary, except that I promised Inspector Faraway I'd enjoy my vacation.
- Man in a Green Hat: [to waiter] Bring me Roody Mary, extra Roody.
- Daffy Duck: Make mine a cup of sassafras tea.
- [Last lines]
- [after seeing the used bottle of Acme House 'Instant Girl']
- Daffy Duck: [to the audience] You know, there just might be a market for this.
- Train Salesman: Chocolate-covered arsenic, candy Corelli, get your dum-dum bullets here!
- Train Salesman: [to Quackie] Daily Noose, monsieur?
- Train Salesman: Delicious strychnine bon-bons, blackjacks, brass knuckles...