The Critic (1963)

Mel Brooks: Narrator

Quotes 

• Old Man from Russia : This is cute... This is cute... This is nice... What the hell is it? I know what it is! It's Garbage! That's what it is! Two dollars I've paid for a French movie, for a foreign movie and I've got to see this junk...

• Lady in the audience : Would you shut up?

  Old Man from Russia : I'm 71. I've got the right to be aloud, lady. I'm gonna die soon!

• Old Man from Russia : It must be some symbolism! I think it's symbolic of... junk.

• Old Man from Russia : I dunno much about psych'analysis, but I'd say dis is a doity pictcha!

• Old Man from Russia : Could this be the sex life of two things? Sure they can't show that on the screen! You get arrested! You have to pull the curtain!

• Old Man from Russia : The fella that made this must be over thirty if they let him do this kind of thing, right? Why he waste his time with this? A fella like that probably can drive a truck... do something constructive... make a shoe...

• [first lines] 

  Old Man from Russia : What the hell is this? Must be a cartoon.

• Old Man from Russia : Don't shoosh me, lady!