Mike Windgren: Hold it down. Everyone's asleep. Siesta.
Armando: It's too early for siesta.
Mike Windgren: [singing] Viva el vino, viva el dinero / Viva, Viva, el amor.
Mike Windgren: [singing] Who makes me tremble with wonderful rapture / With one burning glance, from her eyes / Marguerita...
Mike Windgren: [singing] I said, "Take it easy, baby / I worked all day and my feet feel just like lead / You got my shirt tail flyin' all over the place and the sweat poppin' out of my head" / She said, "Hey, Bossa nova, baby, Keep on a workin' for this ain't no time to quit" / She said, "Go, Bossa nova, baby, keep on dancin' I'm about to have myself a fit" / Bossa nova, Bossa nova.
Mike Windgren: [singing] You can't say no, in Acapulco / Where romance blooms, and love is in the air / So kiss me tender, love me true / Darling feel this magic too / Don't say no, you can't say no, in Acapulco. / Don't say no, you can't say no, in Acapulco.
Moreno: Oh, it must be a very important mission that sends you off in such a hurry.
Mike Windgren: If you must know I'm on the way to La Perla to see your girl.
Moreno: What a coincidence. I'm going there, too, to make a beautiful dive for your North American astronaut. We can share a taxi.
Mike Windgren: Thanks, but no, thanks.
Moreno: The chicken wants to get to the other side of the road.
Mike Windgren: You better move.
Moreno: Why don't you move me.
Mike Windgren: [singing] Ay colomitos i nol vidables, i nol vidables como las tardes / En que la lluvia, des de la loma, ir nos hacia, hasta Zapopam / Guadalajara, Guadalajara, Guadalajara, Guadalajara / Guadalajara, Guadalajara.
Mike Windgren: What are you doing here this isn't a malt or a hamburger joint? And that better be Coca - Cola you're drinking or your dad is gonna go through the roof!