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What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?
Kimar: I don't know what?
Hargo: A Martian mellow.
Most of the newspapers that flash by say nothing about Santa being kidnapped. Some are merely foreign language papers.
In the opening credits, Costume Designer is spelled "Custume Designer."
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