Steve Braden
Jill Willis
Aunt Theda Reeson
Ruth Clayton
Tony Caruso
Peter Garrity
Ethel Garrity
Bert Clayton
Elwy Pertwhistle
Gertrude Caruso
Sergeant Mulligan
Debbie Caruso
Phil Haskell
Agnes
Harry Caruso
Father
Mother
Barbara
Anne
Receptionist (as Mary Wilcox)
Bartender
J.P. Robinson (as Lindsay Workman)
Joe
Shirley
Heather
Granny
Uncle Fred
Uncle Larry
Justice of the Peace