Mike: It's slavery being a cook. Slavery.

Sid: It'll do you good. When I was your age, we worked...

MikeJean Abbot: We worked from 6 in the morning till 10 at night!

Sid: Very comical!

Mike: [pointing to the car] Bought it.

Sid: I thought I had, too!

Ronald Baines: [watching Sid fill the petrol tank on the lawnmower with a chamber pot] Such confidence!

Removal Van Driver: Has his steering gone?

Ronald Baines: I don't know whether it's his steering, or him!