Trouble Man (1972)

William Smithers: Captain Joe Marx

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• Captain Joe Marx : Well, there's a bail bondsman outside asking about you. How'd he find out so fast, T?

  Mr. T : Jungle drums, man.

• Captain Joe Marx : You said something before about my wanting to nail you? I'll tell you exactly where I sit. You're tough and mean. You don't own a job and you wear $300 suits. You drive a big fancy car. Buy a new car every year. Very impressive. But, it makes a guy like me wonder. And when I wonder, I watch. I listen. I think you're fuckin' around with the law, T. That's where I sit.

• Captain Joe Marx : Looks like you got the magic touch, Mr. T.

• Captain Joe Marx : You better check your other possessions.

  Mr. T : [sarcastically]  If you can't trust the police, who can you trust?

• Mr. T : Now, look, man, I'm tired of you jivin' me. You don't like me? I don't like you. That's cool. Now, we both know you want to nail me with anything you can. I don't understand it, but, that's cool, too. 'Cause you're never gonna come up to hang on me, Captain.

  Captain Joe Marx : Call me Joe. It takes the edge off the conversation. T. Joe. Makes things a lot easier, right?