Nick Longhetti
Mabel Longhetti
George Mortensen
Martha Mortensen
Margaret Longhetti
Angelo Longhetti (as Matthew Laborteaux)
Tony Longhetti
Maria Longhetti
Garson Cross (as O.G. Dunn)
Harold Jensen
Dr. Zepp
Vito Grimaldi
Eddie
Bowman
Clancy
Gino (as Vince Barbi)
Aldo
Adolph
Willie Johnson
Billy Tidrow
Dominique Jensen
Adrienne Jensen
John Jensen
Nancy
Muriel
Joseph Morton
James Turner (as Sil Words)
Angela
Tina
Principal
Adolph (as N.J. Cassavetes)