Big Bob
Brenda
Tommy
Wilson
Little Bob
Andy
Mr. Nachos
Orren Brooks
Ray Brandy
Logan
Ted Farley
Freddy
Chuck
Man at Party
Dr. Malvert
Young American Miss
Janet
Robin - Young American Miss
Shirley - Young American Miss
Karen - Young American Miss
Doria - Young American Miss
Maria - Young American Miss
Connie - Young American Miss
Helga - Young American Miss
Judy - Young American Miss
Young American Miss / The Winner
Young American Miss (as Joanna Marie Jones)
Judge #1
At the Party (as Dan Barrows)
Pianist
Workman
Tony
Roberta
Host Father
Mrs. Chambers (as Fay De Witt)
Maggots Girl
Phil Persky
Mr. Crosby (as Irving Israel)
Marine
Mother Hen
Guard (as James Lough)
Willetta
Judge #2 (as Terry McGovern)
Sandra Kay
Shirley's Mother
Shirley's Father
Judge #3
Secretary
Mother
Policeman
Alan
Jay
Local Emcee
Priest Judge
Lady Judge
Stage Manager
Bear
Phil La Barr
Organizer
Nick
Drummer
Singing Voice (voice)
The Voice of Major Weenie (voice)