Joey Popchik: When a man says what's right, what's good, what's real, and what's true, then his mouth is ten feet tall.
Doctor: Mrs. Popchik, as you know, the eye is the second most sensitive organ on the human body. Your young daughter's eye muscles are extremely weak. They can barely hold up what she sees. If any part of the human body has a tendency to break down, I'm afraid the eyes have it.
Joey Popchik: You know what they charge for an eye? An arm and a leg.
Joey Popchik: [Telling Troubles where to drop him off] Mine's the next slum.
Angie Popchik: I can see with one eye tied behind my back!
Joey Popchik: Funny, isn't it? How many times your guts can get a slap in the face.
Jinks Murphy: Hey, don't tell me my business. I've taped more hands than you've got in your whole head.
Joey Popchik: With the woman that you love at your side to stand behind you, a man can move mountains with his bare heart.
Joey Popchik: It was the late great Gloves Malloy who said how hard it is to say what there are no words for.
Dr. Bowers: One minute you're standing in the wings, and the next minute you're wearin' 'em.
Joey Popchik: Gentlemen of the jury, the state cries out that the murder of Gloves Malloy be avenged. It cries so loud that I finished law school as fast as I could so that poetic justice could be served and so that I personally could prosecute the man responsible, Vince Marlowe.
Gloves Malloy: [to Joey] That ain't fair, kid. Your sister's eyes are below the belt.
Troubles Moran: Joey, Joey, after a girl's had a taste of mink, she can't go back to pastrami.
Spats Baxter: [after hearing the bad news] Only four weeks to live! Thirty days!
Dr. Bowers: [as Dr. Bowan] This is February, Spats.
Doctor: Spats, it may not show up on the x-ray, but your heart is pure silk too.
Joey Popchik: Fightin's for suckers. I'm goin' to night school to be a lawyer. These hands are for readin' books.
Host: The La Chez Maison is proud to present, in her eighth month, Miss Troubles Moran!
Hood: Here we are in the country, Mr. Marlow.
Gloves Malloy: Go ahead, go ahead. Shoot. But killin' me never solved nothin'.
Joey Popchik: We cannot bring Gloves Malloy's death back to life.
Announcer: Fight with them! Laugh with them! Love with them! And even die with them the death of heroes who will live forever!
Doctor Blaine: If any part of the human body has a tendency to break down, the eyes have it.
Gloves Malloy: The big guy only gives us three acts down here. Play 'em with style!
Taxi driver: Thirty cents.
[after getting a $10 bill]
Taxi driver: I can't break a ten, mister.
Spats Baxter: Don't break it - enjoy it.