Doctor "Trapper John" McIntyre: Well, it's the money that counts, not the thought.

[As a very attractive, young female nurse walks past.]

Doctor "Trapper John" McIntyre: That's the kind of thing that makes me wish I was 20 years younger.

Doctor. George Alonzo "Gonzo" Gates: Me, too.

[Trapper gives Gonzo an odd look.]

Doctor. George Alonzo "Gonzo" Gates: I'd be 7 years old and these things wouldn't bother me.