The North Avenue Irregulars (1979)

Douglas Fowley: Delaney

Quotes 

• Mrs. Rose Rafferty : [Everyone is running outside to find that Delaney is hanging onto the rope that rings the church bell, which because of his hanging onto it, continues to ring]  Delaney, what are you doing up there? You're supposed to be painting.

  Mr. Delaney Rafferty : Rose, now don't start!

  Mrs. Rose Rafferty : Don't you yell at me!

  Mrs. Vicki Sims : Don't jump, Mr. Rafferty! You've got lots to live for!

  Mr. Delaney Rafferty : You think I don't know that?

• Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : [calling over the radio from the room]  Phantom Fox.

  Claire : Uh, Max and I are watching Freddie Uh Two Fingers' Snooker Parlor, and uh I... expect to be murdered any minute. If that should happen, would somebody please contact Alfredo? He does my hair.

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Ten-four.

  Mr. Delaney Rafferty : [over the radio]  Five dames ain't never gonna find no bank. We'll be lucky if they don't get us all killed! If you want me honest opinion, it's a wild duck chase.

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : Who...

  [grabbing the radio phone and turning to Reverend Hill] 

  Marvin Fogleman, T-Man : who is that?

  Rev. Michael Hill : [grabs radio phone]  Sounds like Delaney Rafferty. Eh, Blarney Stone... the whole idea is that they'd be less suspicious with women following them.

  Mrs. Rose Rafferty : I know, I know but I can't drive, Reverend. And you'll never recognize Delaney.

  Mr. Delaney Rafferty : [grabs radio phone from Rose. Delaney is dressed up as a woman]  Don't use my name, I told ya. If it got out what I was doing, I'd be spending the night in the river that's what! Them guys play for keeps!

• Mr. Delaney Rafferty : [Said while on the ladder with his wife Rose and fellow church ladies Jane, Vickie, Claire, and Cleo trying to get him to safety]  Rose, the will is in the top drawer!

• Mr. Delaney Rafferty : Would you happen to have a little of that Sacramento wine on the premises, Reverend?

  Mrs. Rose Rafferty : [slaps Delaney on the shoulder]  That's sacramental. Watch your hands! Do you want to get paint all over the Reverend's chair? Haven't you done enough for one day? Please, let's go home and get you cleaned up!

  Mr. Delaney Rafferty : Rosie, you're straining me patience!

• Rev. Michael Hill : [Anne is listening to the conversation while at her desk]  Blarney Stone, where is he? Do you copy? Blarney Stone, have you spotted them?

  [Anne knocks on door and walks in] 

  Rev. Michael Hill : Where are you?

  Mr. Delaney Rafferty : Don't ask!

  [the Rafferty's car is facing a train, bumper to bumper, on a track. The train engineer blows the train's horn] 

  Train Engineer : Get off the track!

  Mrs. Rose Rafferty : Don't yell at me! Who do you think you are?

  [the train engineer continues to blow the horn] 

  Mr. Delaney Rafferty : And quit blowing that horn! You're giving me a headache!

• Mr. Delaney Rafferty : One false move and you've got a new nose!