Tony: Why did she say the lobster was muy delicioso?

Bill: Tony, that's what she calls it.

[hitching thumb toward privates]

Bill: The lobster!

Bill: [whispering] Got any condoms?

Stock Boy: Rubbers? Lucky you! Aisle three, between the Kotex and flea spray.

Bill: Well, if it isn't Mrs. Quack-Quack.

[K.D. motions for him to remove the tape covering her mouth]

Bill: I like you better with your mouth shut.