Pinsky
Amy
Arnold
Sophie
Mueller
Thelma
Friend
Bock
Zhukov (as Sam Krachmalnick)
Einstein
Davis
Charlie
Marvin
Betty
Gregor the Giant
Dr. Stowe
Record judge
Detective
Lt. Allen
Newscaster
Dispatcher
Fred
Jewish man
Russian ticket taker
Ringmaster
Gil
Ray
Courtney (as Cynthia Lee Brian)
Screaming lady (as Reggie Waldon)
Contest judge
Judge (as Olan Shephard)