- [in reference to Martha's land]
- Vicky Anderson: If I owned a piece of property like this and I kicked the bucket, my parents would start building condos on it on the way home from the funeral!
- Isaiah Schmidt: If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. If thine own hand offends thee, then in God's name, cut it off!
- Vicky Anderson: So who are these Hittites anyway, Amish, or what?
- Lana Marcus: No connection. According to Martha, the Hittites make the Amish look like swingers.
- [last lines]
- Narrator: The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder.
- Vicky Anderson: I feel like I've been in a time warp. There's no jets, planes, telephone polls, or power lines.
- John Schmidt: What's a warp?
- Vicky Anderson: That's when someone from the twentieth century wakes up one morning back in the eighteenth century.
- Lana Marcus: Hey, how's the champ?
- Martha Schmidt: I'm fine. Vickys done everything but inject me with chicken soup.
- Louisa Stohler: I don't suppose the sheriff's been much good.
- Lana Marcus: No, as a matter of fact all he does is tell us to get out.
- Louisa Stohler: Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a Hittite himself.
- [Trying to elicit the Incubus]
- Melissa: Thou tell me thy name, the date, and thy hour of coming out! I command thee!
- [first lines]
- Narrator: In the rolling hills of a sinful farm community, untouched by time, a gruesome secret has been protected for generations.
- Vicky Anderson: What's an incubus?
- Martha Schmidt: It's some kind of demon that stalks the faithful in their sleep, or just comes and takes you like a beast!
- Lana Marcus: Oh God...