Madame / Crazy Mary / Jiffy / Julia Chives / Mr. Mackelhoney (75 episodes, 1982-1983)
Bernadette Van Gilder / Bernadette Van Gelder (74 episodes, 1982-1983)
Walter Pinkerton / Abdul / Chopper (74 episodes, 1982-1983)
Sara Joy Pitts (74 episodes, 1982-1983)
Buzzy St. James (15 episodes, 1982)
Barney Wolfe (15 episodes, 1982-1983)
Mister Honest (7 episodes, 1982-1983)
Larry Lunch (7 episodes, 1982-1983)
Solaria (6 episodes, 1982)
R. Ray Randall (5 episodes, 1982)
Babbling Boffo Brother #1 / Groucho Marx (4 episodes, 1982)
Dwayne Kellogg (3 episodes, 1982)
Dale Gonyea / The Piano Sexual (3 episodes, 1982)
Lance Lane / Dr. Carl Treadwell (3 episodes, 1982)
Huntington Phelps (2 episodes, 1982)
Dr. Joyce Brothers (2 episodes, 1982)
Martha McCaslin (2 episodes, 1982)
Roland Esperanza (2 episodes, 1982)
Judge Blake (2 episodes, 1982)
Patty Sue (2 episodes, 1982)
Lupe de Vega / Sonoko (2 episodes, 1982)
Babbling Boffo Brother #2 (2 episodes, 1982)
Harpo Marx (2 episodes, 1982)
Ron Stevens / Rope on a stick commercial (2 episodes, 1982)
Patty (1 episode, 1982)
Ridgley (1 episode, 1982)
William Shatner (1 episode, 1982)
Inspector Putzeau (1 episode, 1982)
Kaye Jacobs (1 episode, 1982)
John Schneider (1 episode, 1982)
Debbie Reynolds (1 episode, 1982)
Eva Gabor (1 episode, 1982)
Frankie Avalon (1 episode, 1982)
Jerry Reed (1 episode, 1982)
Arlene Hoffman (1 episode, 1982)
Roger (1 episode, 1982)
Rhoda Royale (1 episode, 1982)
George Gobel (1 episode, 1982)
Toni Tennille (1 episode, 1982)
Bette Davis / Charley (1 episode, 1982)
Marty Allen (1 episode, 1982)
Dr. Murray Mesmer (1 episode, 1982)
Aldo Brutus (1 episode, 1982)
Kid Kelly (1 episode, 1982)
Bernie of Culver City (1 episode, 1982)
Eppis (1 episode, 1982)
Biff Willis (1 episode, 1982)
Cora Flarp (1 episode, 1982)
Pee-wee Herman (1 episode, 1982)
Dick Shawn (1 episode, 1982)
Scatman Crothers (1 episode, 1982)
Phyllis Diller (1 episode, 1982)
Anthony Newley (1 episode, 1982)
Alice Ghostley (1 episode, 1982)
Tab Hunter (1 episode, 1982)
Arsenio Hall (1 episode, 1982)
Fatima (1 episode, 1982)
Federino Felluci (1 episode, 1982)
Lynn La Vecque (1 episode, 1982)
Rip Taylor (1 episode, 1982)
Eddie Bob Tate (1 episode, 1982)
Sgt. Lamar Hardley (1 episode, 1982)
Walter Malice (1 episode, 1982)
Tweed Bergman (1 episode, 1982)
Fred Travalena (1 episode, 1982)
Anthony Russell (1 episode, 1982)
Mrs. Hemsdale III (1 episode, 1982)
Tony Tessier (1 episode, 1982)
Blake de Carlo (1 episode, 1982)
Cindy (1 episode, 1982)
Mr. Litt (1 episode, 1982)
Bobbie Tremain (1 episode, 1982)
Bette Midler (1 episode, 1982)
Peggy (1 episode, 1982)
Jimmy Aleck (1 episode, 1982)
Amazing Leopold (1 episode, 1982)
Roy Boy McCullough (1 episode, 1982)
Michael Marlin (1 episode, 1982)
Baron Von Leer (1 episode, 1983)
Betty White (1 episode, 1982)
Fred Willard (1 episode, 1982)
Charles Nelson Reilly (1 episode, 1982)
Jay Leno (1 episode, 1982)
Lou (1 episode, 1982)
Shecky Jack (1 episode, 1982)
Gloria Beecham Meade (1 episode, 1982)
Max St. James (1 episode, 1982)
Foster Brooks (1 episode, 1982)
Micheline Juliette (1 episode, 1982)
Barnett Antell VI (1 episode, 1982)
Stanton Gore (1 episode, 1982)
Sven (1 episode, 1982)
Beaver Advocate (1 episode, 1982)
Harvey Blain (1 episode, 1982)
Julie Budd (1 episode, 1982)
Bartender (1 episode, 1982)
Mindy (1 episode, 1982)
Dr. Kerwin (1 episode, 1982)
The Kissing Bandit (1 episode, 1982)
Earl Mac Donald (1 episode, 1982)
Mimic-O-Matic Spokesman (1 episode, 1982)
Alex Gonzalez (1 episode, 1982)
The Little Girl (1 episode, 1982)
Walter Pinkerton Jr. (1 episode, 1982)
Sarah Rawls (1 episode, 1982)
Self (1 episode, 1982)
Carl Ballentine (1 episode, 1983)
Pinhead Flanigan (1 episode, 1982)
Carla St. James (1 episode, 1982)
John Gilhooley (1 episode, 1982)
Claudia Bright (1 episode, 1982)
Morris the Magnificent (1 episode, 1982)
Gordo Gordon (1 episode, 1982)
Hanover Cheeky (1 episode, 1982)
Mr. DiPronto (1 episode, 1982)
Benny Zane (1 episode, 1982)
Dr. Krutch (1 episode, 1982)
The Comic (1 episode, 1982)
David Workman (1 episode, 1982)
Bullhorn comic (1 episode, 1982)
David Carefulnow (1 episode, 1982)
Cheryl Vendetti (1 episode, 1982)
Senator Wallings (1 episode, 1982)
Burgler #1 (1 episode, 1982)
Pilot (1 episode, 1982)
Dick Hardwick (1 episode, 1982)
Mrs. DiPronto (1 episode, 1982)
Holistic doctor (1 episode, 1982)
Inga (1 episode, 1982)
Professor (1 episode, 1982)
The cooking couple (1 episode, 1982)
David Rosenberg (1 episode, 1982)
Maude Passwater (1 episode, 1982)
Lusty beast spokesman (1 episode, 1982)
Burgler #2 (1 episode, 1982)
Magician's assistant (1 episode, 1982)
Doug Mattocks (1 episode, 1982)
Laughing lady (1 episode, 1982)
Nancy Parker (1 episode, 1982)
Francine Sinkpot (1 episode, 1982)
Tripod man (1 episode, 1982)
Donna Mills (1 episode, 1982)
Chad Everett (1 episode, 1983)
Steve Allen (1 episode, 1983)
Kiki (1 episode, 1983)
Army Sergeant (1 episode, 1983)
Photographer (uncredited) (1 episode, 1982)