Cannonball Run II (1984)

Sammy Davis Jr.: Morris Fenderbaum

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Quotes 

• Fenderbaum : It's General Patton and general admission.

  [He and Blake laugh] 

  J.J. McClure : Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.

• Blake : We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?

  Fenderbaum : I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.

• Blake : Is the Blimp driving?

  Fenderbaum : No, it's the General.

  Blake : The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.

• Blake : Don't you worry, 'cause you know what I'm gonna do?

  Fenderbaum : What?

  Blake : I'm gonna take this car, and I'm gonna turn so that I block the whole highway sideways. And when they come, they're gonna have a choice, either to ditch it, or ram right straight into us.

  Fenderbaum : Yeah. Yeah. Ditch it or... ram STRAIGHT INTO US?

  Blake : Yup.

• Don Don Canneloni : Can I buy you a drink?

  Fenderbaum : But of course.

  Don Don Canneloni : Cherice? Cherice?

  [Don Don looks over and sees the fight taking place] 

  Don Don Canneloni : Oh, they seem to be so busy.

• Fenderbaum : I been called a lot of things but I ain't never been called no commie.

  Blake : I ain't even a Democrat!

• Blake , Fenderbaum : [in unison]  J.J. That son of a bitch!