Howard Markel
Jenell Johnson
James B. White
Dimitri Suslov
Coach Elam
Velma
John C. Roosevelt
Walt Warner
Jenell's Pa
Young Dimitri
Young Howard
Young Jenell
Pretty Little Girl
Young James B.
Muffy
Superstud
Howard's Dad
Howard's Mom
Acme Labs Man
Waitress
Waiter
Suave Guy
Nurse
Doctor
Old Starter
Rabbi
Sonny (as Andre 'Rosie' Brown)
Cowboy (as Zuma Jay)
James B. White's Father
Cop
Louise (as Dee Booher aka 'Queen Kong')
Beautiful Woman
Justine
Race Official
Jesus
Minister
Twins
Basketball Team
Cub Reporter
Network Announcer
Redneck
Jenell's Man
Jenell's Men
Jenell's Men (as F. Richards Ford)
Triathlon Bikers
Triathlon Bikers (as Pamela Philips)
The Little Russian
Current Resident
Sexy Girl (uncredited)
Shower Girl (uncredited)