- Wild Bill Woodward: I don't like that tiny maggot, I don't like him at all. I mean what is this? Ninjas? Drug pushers? My men being kidnapped and murdered? This is really beginning to get on my tits.
- Wild Bill Woodward: Well, gentlemen, I don't think the U.S. armed forces ever let a lady down yet.
- Curtis Jackson: Yes, sir, we should kick some ass.
- Wild Bill Woodward: Take my car.
- Sergeant Charlie McDonald: [to a woman at the bar] How about lunch?
- [she smashes a bottle on his head]
- Sergeant Charlie McDonald: ...I guess this means lunch is out of the question.
- Wild Bill Woodward: Ninja? What the hell are ninja?
- Curtis Jackson: They're a secret Japanese society expert in the art of assassination.
- Wild Bill Woodward: Tell me, what would Japanese assassins be doing in this part of the world, taking a vacation?
- Sergeant Singh: I'll see if I can find Mr. Burke for you.
- Wild Bill Woodward: [referring to Sgt. Singh with a sneer] Catch that little weasel!