Jesse
Charlie
Gramps
John
Bill
Kate (as Lar Park Lincoln)
Lana
Sheriff
Clarence
Judith
Virgin (as Devin Devasquez)
Rochelle
Deputy
Slim
High Priest
Cowgirl
Banana
Gorilla
Cat
Arnold the Barbarian
Featured Warrior
Special Vocal Effects (voice)
Soldier (archive footage) (uncredited)
Cowboy (archive footage) (uncredited)