Nick Chapman
Susan Rawlings
Allen Habel
Lydia Johnson
Emmet Sumner
Jenny Sumner
Gretchen
Jonathan Tristan-Bennet
Carl Manknik
Lori Pressman
Todd Marvin
Mark
Mrs. Chapman
Mr. Chapman
Polo Habel
Mindy Habel (as Suzy Coté)
M.C. (as Eddie Albert Sr.)
Janet Kingsley
Attorney
Judge
Wounded Soldier
Man in Nick's Movie
Joey
Daughter
Mrs. Feldzar
Charlie
George
Sharon
Young Sharon
Woman in Cabin
Bartender
Abe Lincoln
Babe Ruth
Waiter (as T. Scott Coffey)
Businessman
Video Show Host
Building Manager
PEZ® People
Woman in Restaurant
Man in Restaurant
Restaurant Manager
Andres Vargiak
Cleopatra
Security Guard / Nazi
Housekeeper
Cheryl
Receptionist
Woman with Fridge
Stewardess
Stewardess (as Suzanne M. Slater)
Surfer
Piano Player
Twin
Prosecutor - Trial of Janet Kingsley (uncredited)
Movie Mogul (uncredited)
Neil Sussman - Nick's Agent (uncredited)