Dylan Malone
Melissa Hanson
Nevil
Monkey
Mr. Johnson
Johnny Phatmun
Manney
Dirk
Quarterback
Stoner
Debutante
Cheerleader
Band Kid
Drama Kid
Stackowski
Smarmy Guy
The Frosh
Wide Receiver
Ralphy
Widowmaker
Sandman
Teacher (voice)
Policeman (voice)
Little kid (uncredited)
Restaurant patron (uncredited)