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Waiter : Telephone call, commissioner.
Commissioner Anabell Brumford : Thank you.
[picks up phone]
Commissioner Anabell Brumford : Hello?... He did what?... How many animals escaped?... Oh, my God...
Lt. Frank Drebin : Good evening, commissioner. You're looking lovely tonight.
Commissioner Anabell Brumford : Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?
[Frank walks away, leaving Commissioner Brumford with an astonished face]
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Commissioner Anabell Brumford : Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a most special American. Tonight, he is being honoured for his 1000th drug-dealer killed.
Lt. Frank Drebin : [to applause] Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug-dealers.
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Commissioner Anabell Brumford : Ladies and gentlemen, we would now like to draw the first Door Prize of the evening - an all-expenses-paid trip to the Gilligan Islands!