Chris Thorne
Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser / Bobo
Dennis / Eldona
Diane Lightson
Miss Purdah
Fausto Squiriniszu
Renalda Squiriniszu
Mark
Brian
Sam
Mike the Doorman
Dealer #1 (Artie)
Dealer #2 (as James Staskel)
Dealer #1's Girlfriend
Dealer #2's Girlfriend
L'il Debbull
Porch Person
Town Biker
Party Goer
Train Master
Train Engineer (as James Clark)
State Trooper
State Trooper (as Kristina Kochoff)
TV Anchor
TV Reporter
Digital Underground (Rap Group) (as Humpty Hump)
Digital Underground (Rap Group)
Digital Underground (Rap Group) (as 2 Pac Shakur)
Party Girl