- [Eimi crouches down to open her bag of Christmas gifts]
- Eimi: Turn around and close your eyes, I will give you a big surprise.
- Nuku-Nuku: Okay!
- [Eimi snickers]
- Nuku-Nuku: Now?
- Eimi: No, not yet.
- Nuku-Nuku: I am really excited.
- [beat]
- Nuku-Nuku: Now?
- Eimi: [whips out a *(huge* minigun] Yes, now!
- Nuku-Nuku: What's this?
- Eimi: Merry Christmas, outdated android.
- [opens fire]
- Nuku-Nuku: [dodges gunfire] Th-that's dangerous, Eimi.
- Eimi: Shut up! I can't have a Happy New Year unless I kill you!
- [Kyusaku stares grimly at the charred fish Akiko cooked]
- Natsume Akiko: I had to cook the fish a lot to make sure it was dead.
- [Kyusaku glances over to the natto covered in ketchup]
- Natsume Kyusaku: Cooking's not the same as murder! And you don't need to put ketchup on natto.
- Nuku-Nuku: [opens the rice cooker] Look at this! The rice is perfect. I even smell a hint of lemon.
- [beat]
- Nuku-Nuku: Why do I smell lemon?
- Natsume Kyusaku: What did you use to wash the rice?
- Natsume Akiko: I washed the rice with lemon-scented dish soap.
- [Akiko shoots at Kyusaku with a tank, and Kyusaku produces a futuristic-looking rifle]
- Natsume Kyusaku: Nuku-Nuku, you don't need to hold back. I want you to use this.
- Nuku-Nuku: What's that?
- Natsume Kyusaku: It's a custom-engineered accessory, that means only you can use it, Nuku-Nuku.
- Nuku-Nuku: I can't do mean things to Mama-san anymore.
- Natsume Kyusaku: I see, I'm sorry. I usually treat you like a human being, but sometimes I treat you like a machine. Now then...
- [whips out a small Nuku-Nuku doll]
- Nuku-Nuku: What's that?
- Natsume Kyusaku: It's a compact Nuku-Nuku, which I call "Chibi Nuku". I made it for just such an emergency.
- Natsume Kyusaku: Ryunosuke! Are you finished peeing yet?
- Natsume Ryunosuke: [muttering] Geez, he's not class at all.
- [Kyusaku accidently burns Nuku-Nuku's hand with a lit cigarette]
- Natsume Kyusaku: Nuku-Nuku... that's hot.
- Nuku-Nuku: Ah!
- [both giggle]
- Nuku-Nuku: [very loudly] Hooooot! Was that right?
- Natsume Kyusaku: Yeah, yeah, yeah.