Michelette: How would you feel if you'd been dead a day and a half and someone brought your more bad news?
Hungry Diner: If you keep looking at me, you'll see me kill you.
Ian McCandless: Welcome to my Mind.
Alex Furlong: How the hell do you eat river rat?
Eagle Man: Well, first you gotta cut off the head and the tail, and then you gut it. Then it's all a matter of the sauce. You don't just plop down a rodent on a plate and say here's your river rat would you like red wine or white with 'em. Not that there's any wine around here anyway.
Alex Furlong: [Inebriated during a television interview] I know someone who's trying to bring me in. Goes by the name Vacendak.
[Grabs interviewer's microphone]
Alex Furlong: Well, I got a special message for you.
[Imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator]
Alex Furlong: Fuck you, asshole!
Alex Furlong: No one's bringing me in.
[Knocks camera aside]
Alex Furlong: Give it up, Vacendak. You couldn't catch a cold. You couldn't catch the clap in a whorehouse!
[after watching Furlong jumping to the river]
Victor Vacendak: you drink any of that, I'll be out of a job
Victor Vacendak: Get the meat.
Victor Vacendak: Box him in and run him down, but be gentle... I want him WITHOUT A SCRATCH.
Alex Furlong: Man, if it's come down to this. What's the point?
Eagle Man: He Riddles me. The ancient riddle: "What's the point?" Have you ever seen an eagle flying back to his home with dinner for the Mrs. and all the little eagle babies. And he's flying against the wind and he's flying in the rain and he's flying through bullets and all kinds of hell, and then right at that moment when he's about to get back to his nest, he says, "What the fuck, it's a drag being an eagle" and right then two little x'es comes across his eyes just like in the old fashion cartoons. And he goes plunging down, and down and down and BAM. He's just a splatter of feathers and then we don't have the national bird of America no more. Did you ever see that?
Alex Furlong: No.
Eagle Man: Me Neither. Eagle's got too much self-respect. How's yours?
Time Travel Technician #1: I wouldn't dance to it, but that's a pulse.