Adam
Beth
Margo
Peter
Psycho (as James K. Ward)
Mr. Toast
Rex
Wanda
Gas Station Guy
Paul
Waitress
Trucker (as Steve Scarduzio)
Narrator
Reverend
Mother
Father
Mourner who looked good in black (as Lisa Todd)
Mourner who didn't know the guy
Mourner with glasses and beard
Mourner with glasses and no beard
Surfer guy mourner (as Matt Powers)
Mourner who was giggly, but not a bimbo
Mourner who said 'Disturbed'
Bald mourner
Mourner who stuck his hand in the fruit (as Brad Carow)