Michael Chapman
Angie Vega
Ed Chapman
Geena Briganti
Barry Corman
Mr. Corcoran
Brian Spiro
Mrs. Cantrell
Mrs. Corman
Mrs. Gordon
Debbie
Allison Jones
George (as Jonathan Charles Kaplan)
Cookie Commercial Director
Driver
Harrison
Carol
Lenny
Courtney Aspinall (as Laura Bundy)
Santa
Commercial Mother
George's Mom
Mrs. Tobin
Mrs. Wasserman
Evan
Norman Feller
Officer Moran
Janice
Mr. Wasserman
Little Mikey
Cynthia
Mr. Burns
Mrs. Burns
Man #1
Man #2
Concerned Woman
Marilyn
Bambi
Cereal Commercial Director
The Lobotomizer
Evil Eye
Kimberly Denise Jackson
Kimberly's Mom (as Michelle Moffett)
Passerby
Galaxy Waiter
Corcoran Receptionist
Courtney's Mom
Tiffany's Mom
Marker (as Silvio Oliviero)
Employee
Irate Man
Street Singing Trio
Street Singing Trio (as Bitzi Ziff)
Judy Wasserman
Baton Twirler
Tiffany
Impressionist
Boy
Hockey Player
Tobin Twins
Ventriloquist
Eric the Magician
Cristin (as Chantel Leblanc)
Erin
Spanish Singer (as Elan Rivera)
New York Singer (as Jessica Wilson)
Andrews Sister #1
Andrews Sister #2
Andrews Sister #3
Baseball Boy
Bluebird Singer
Rap Kid
Juggler
Hippie Sister
Violinist
Steel Drummer
Acrobat
Stilt Walker
Party Boy
Opera Singer
Tap Dancer
Belly Dancer
Erica
Cookie Dancer
Ballerina
Singing Auditioneer (uncredited)
Angie's Dad (uncredited)
Dark-haired chapman client (uncredited)
Singer (uncredited)
Fred (uncredited)
Ginger (uncredited)
Ice Skater (uncredited)
Commercial Director (uncredited)