Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Harvey Fierstein: Frank Hillard
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Quotes
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[Frank is making Daniel's woman costume]
Daniel : It's not working. I need to go older.
Frank : Older? You mean like a Shelley Winters older, or Shirley MacLaine older?
Daniel : What's the difference?
Frank : Some Scotch tape and red hair dye.
Daniel : What about Joan Collins?
Frank : Oh, I don't think I have the strength. But I have some plaster.
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Daniel : [Wearing a black wig and speaking with a Spanish accent] I hope you are using Jungle Red, because that is the only color I love.
Jack : Mmm. Matches your lips.
Daniel : God bless you. You know I'm feeling fabulous, because I met this beautiful Cuban. Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.
Jack : Mmm-hmm.
Daniel : I can't lie to you. It's beautiful with him.
Jack : Mmm.
Daniel : I don't know. This will scare the children. Do you think so? I don't know, maybe this is too much for them?
Frank : I think we'll have to go to the next level. Latex.
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Daniel : [Yiddish accent] Oi, it vas such a shandw! I should never buy gribenes from a Mohel; it's so chewy.
Daniel : [normal voice] No, oh no, I feel like Bubbi. This is not working.
Frank : You know this isn't working, but don't worry it's a work in progress, and you're my brother; I will never let you be embarrassed.
Daniel : God bless you.
Frank : I think we're gonna have to do the entire face.
Daniel : But look at this nice thing, though, we have here!
Daniel , Frank : [both singing] Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match; find me a find, catch me a catch!