Malcolm Turnbull
Dame Victoria Market
Court Official / Laurie Oakes / Paul Keating's Travel Agent / Cleaning Lady
Mr. Cardigan / Mr. Trouser / Bill Kelty / Cleaning Lady
Prime Minister Bob Hawke (Retired) / Prince Charles / Geoffrey Robertson / Queen Elizabeth II
Alan Bond / Prime Minister Paul Keating
Policeman / President George Bush (Retired) / James Bailleu / John Hewson / Derryn Hinch
Peter Harvey
Gov.-Gen. Bill Hayden / Sir William Gunn
Nobby Clarke
Johnny Iwojima
Peter Harvey's Producer (voice)