Reality Bites (1994)
Janeane Garofalo: Vickie Miner
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Quotes
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Vickie : Évian is "naïve" spelled backward.
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Vickie : [about Troy] He's weird, he's strange, he's sloppy, he's a total nightmare for women... I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet.
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Vickie : I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you.
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Vickie : Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
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Vickie Miner : You don't understand. Every day, all day, it's all that I think about, OK? Every time I sneeze, it's like I'm four sneezes away from the hospice, and it's like it's not even happening to me. It's like I'm watching it on some crappy show like "Melrose Place" or some shit, right? And I'm the new character, I'm the HIV-AIDS character, and I live in the building and I teach everybody that it's OK to be near me, it's OK to talk to me, and then I die. And there's everybody at my funeral wearing halter tops or chokers or some shit like that.
Lelaina : Vickie stop, OK? Just stop. You're freaking out. And you know what? You're gonna have to deal with the results. Whatever they are, we're gonna have to deal with them just like we've dealt with everything else.
Vickie Miner : This isn't like everything else.
Lelaina : I know that, all right? But it's gonna be OK, you know? I know it's gonna be OK. "Melrose Place" is a really good show.
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Vickie : Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!
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Vickie Miner : I'm late for a jean-folding seminar. Let's locomote!
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Vickie : Sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling.
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Vickie : Welcome to the Maxi Pad.