Todd Boomer
Kirsten Beck
Paul Faber
Elaine Boomer
Jack Boomer
Roy Mueller
Vicky Mueller
Kim O'Brien
Classroom Jock (as Patrick Lawlor)
Bernie Bodean
Girl in Class
SAT Loser
Nun Girl
Waitress
Shotgun Husband (as Mike Harding)
Weasel
Nightmare Harvard Officer
Harvard Officer
Harvard Receptionist
Father of Harvard Applicant
Bones
Girl (uncredited)
Harvard Applicant (uncredited)
Party headbanger (uncredited)
(uncredited)