Dave Marshak
Beth Roberts
Alex
Toddorbert
Lola Schnitzelbank
Lee
Tomcat (as William Sasso)
Steve Longwood
Joyce
Alex Girl #3
Wendy
Geeky Guy
Gena
Cindy
Organist
Alexandra
Cop
Alex Girl #1
Pastor
Leonard
Shiva (as Sarah Richardson)
Goon #1 (as Wren Robertz)
Alex Girl #2
Spandex Girl
Goon #2
Dominatrix (as Beatrice Zeilanger)
Trophy Presenter (uncredited)