Jesse
Veronica
Evelyn
Jonathan
Commando Leader
Isaiah (as Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita)
Chairman
Chairman's Secretary
Mordor
Pa Barker
Deacon Jones
Deputy
Undertaker Bates
Bo Barker
Bobby Barker / Commando #2
Ronnie Barker
Bob (as 'Mean' Gene Okerlund)
Howard (as Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan)
Miss Spinell
Orphanage Aide
Annie
Susie Parker
Doc Holiday / Mr. Holiday
Jeremy
Billy the Kid
Bartender
Biker
Veronica - 16 Years Old
Truck Driver
Betting Clerk
The Gambler
The Mad Monk
Naval Officer
White House Chef
Secret Service Agent
Guard (uncredited)
Salvage Truck Driver (uncredited)
Cowboy (uncredited)
Gunfighter (uncredited)