Noxeema
Vida
Chi-Chi
Carol Ann
Beatrice
Virgil
Bobby Ray
Sheriff Dollard
Merna
Loretta
Clara
Katina
Bobby Lee
Billy Budd
Jimmy Joe
Tommy
Rachel Tensions
Self
Little Earnest
Donna Lee
Sandra Lee
State Trooper
Motel Manager
Girl
Small Guy
Crazy Elijah
Old Man
Rude Boy
Rude Boy (as Michael A. Tushaus)
Miss Understood (as Alexander Heimberg)
Justine
Chita Riviera
Miss Missy
Cappuccino Commotion
Miss Coco Peru
Olympia
Announcer
Boy in Chains
NY Pageant Judge
NY Pageant Judge (as Kevin 'Flotilla DeBarge' Joseph)
NY Pageant Judge (as Widow Norton)
Coco LaChine (as Charles Ching)
Victoria Weston
Lola
Candis Cayne (as Brendan McDanniel)
Princess Diandra (as Shelton McDonald)
Kabuki
Fiona James
Hedda Lettuce
Philomena
Vida's Mother (as Martha Flynn)
Florist
Dance Teacher
Club Kid (uncredited)
Patron (uncredited)
Contest Judge (uncredited)
Waiter (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)
Contestant (uncredited)
John (uncredited)
Flower Shop Assistant (uncredited)
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (uncredited)
Viva Commotion (uncredited)