Toy Story 2 (1999)
Tom Hanks: Woody
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Woody : Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
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[last spoken lines]
Buzz Lightyear : You still worried?
Woody : About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.
Buzz Lightyear : I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody : Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.
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Buzz Lightyear : Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
Woody : Nah, Buzz.
[sigh]
Woody : I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They *need* me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
Buzz Lightyear : Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You - are - a *toy*!
Woody : For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
Buzz Lightyear : Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
Woody : Well, you wasted your time.
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Woody : [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we?
Woody : You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?
Jessie : Prospector, this isn't fair!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
[Throws his box back into his display case]
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Woody : Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's...
Jessie : Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
Woody : How did you know that?
Jessie : Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
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Woody : [Seeing a human boy hugging him on the TV, playing a guitar, on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? Buzz!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Woody, where are you going?
Woody : You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.
[Runs to the heat duct]
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[Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
Buzz Lightyear : Hold it right there!
All : Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : You again?
Buzz Lightyear : Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
Woody : Buzz, what is going on?
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
Buzz Lightyear : No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear #2 : [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear : *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
Woody : So, who's the *real* Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear , Buzz Lightyear #2 : I am!
Buzz Lightyear #2 : Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
[Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]
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[Woody flings his pull string onto a point onto the upper point of the nearby wheel of the plane he and Jessie are hanging off like a lasso, and comes up with an idea]
Woody : Jessie, let go of the plane!
Jessie : What? Are you crazy?
Woody : Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup"!
Jessie : But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it!
Woody : Well, then, let's find out together!
[Both let go, swing like a rope, and land atop Bullseye, still galloping after them down the runway with Buzz]
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Mr. Potato Head : [From under Andy's bed sheets] I found it.
Woody : You found my hat?
Mr. Potato Head : Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring.
[singsong to Mrs. Potato Head]
Mr. Potato Head : Oh my little sweet potato!
Mrs. Potato Head : [turning around fast] Ooh, you found it! Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.
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Buzz Lightyear : Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody : [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear : Yes, yes. Of course.
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Stinky Pete the Prospector : Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
Woody : [staring at The Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin] Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.
[points to something off screen]
Woody : Right over there, guys!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : No, no, noooooooo!
[the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front]
Amy : [offscreen] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
[Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen]
Barbie : Hi, you'll like Amy.
[Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps]
Barbie : She's an artist!
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[right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Jessie : Prospector?'!
Woody : You're outta your box!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
[Taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]
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Woody : Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.
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Woody : [Jessie shuts off the TV as the "Woody's Roundup" episode ends] Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : That's it.
Woody : What?
Stinky Pete the Prospector : The show was cancelled after that.
[Flips his Box round, no longer facing the TV]
Woody : Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
Woody : ...
[sighs]
Woody : I know how that feels.
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Woody : [outtake]
[Woody is asking the Roundup gang to come back to Andy's with him]
Woody : Bullseye, are you with me?
[Bullseye licks him like a dog]
Woody : Ah! Okay! Good boy.
[walks toward Prospector's box]
Woody : Prospector, how 'bout you?
[turns box around]
Stinky Pete the Prospector : [talking to two Barbie dolls] ... And so you two are absolutey identical?
[laughs softly]
Stinky Pete the Prospector : You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3.
[notices the camera crew filming]
Stinky Pete the Prospector : I'm sorry, are we back? Oh! All right, girls. Lovely talking with you -
[pushes box door open]
Stinky Pete the Prospector : - yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Alright, off you go, then.
[they leave]
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[Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
Woody : Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
Mr. Potato Head : [to Hamm] WAS?
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Woody : [Woody's arm finally rips completely off] Aaaahhh! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.
Woody : Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM!
Jessie : Big deal!
[shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody]
Jessie : Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.
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Woody : [Voice box] There's a Snake in my Boot.
[This catches the Attention of a Man in the corner at the Yard Sale, who picks Woody up, and glances at him, the camera covers his face up]
Al McWiggin : [Gasps] Original hand-painted face, Natural dyed blanket-stitched vest,
[Looking at Woody's torn arm]
Al McWiggin : Hmm, a little rip... fixable, if only you had your hand-stitched polyvinyl...
[Spots Woody's hat on the ground, and places it back on]
Al McWiggin : [Overjoyed] A hat, yes I found him! I found him!
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Stinky Pete the Prospector : [to Woody just as he's about to leave back to Andy's through the heat duct after removing the screw and opening it] How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
Woody : [pets Bullseye, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
[Closes the heat duct and turns to Jessie at the window, smiling]
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Woody : [yelling through the heat duct, which the Prospector just put the screw back on, stopping it from being opened] Help! Buzz! Guys!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody : His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys.
[Closes the lid to his box]
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[Woody's arm is ripped by the Prospector with his pickaxe]
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed you once, he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!
Woody : Never!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Fine!
[the Prospector prepares to sever Woody's arm off completely, when Buzz suddenly returns with the others, stunning the Prospector with the cameras they'd found in another suitcase earlier]
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[In Woody's dream, Andy came home from the cowboy camp. Woody then yells at the other toys that Andy's back. The toys ran back to their places. Andy ran up to his bedroom, riding on his stick with a horse head on. He then sees Woody]
Andy : Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?
[Takes Woody and plays with him]
Andy : Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, ridin' cowboy!
[notices Woody's broken arm]
Andy : [depressed] Ohh, I forgot, you're broken. I don't wanna play with you anymore.
[In slow motion, Andy drops Woody on the cards. Woody fell through the cards and into the trash can. Woody then got scared in the trash can and the arms and hands reaches out to grab him. Woody then wails for Andy]
Woody : No, Andy, no, no, Andy, no!
[now choking]
Woody : Andy. Andy.
[the silhouette of Andy came and looks at Woody]
Andy : [echo] Byyyyyyyyyyyyyye, Woodyyyyyyyyy.
Woody : No, no! ANDY!
[Andy closes lid and Woody's nightmare ends. Woody wakes up, screaming, and sees his broken arm tangled around his neck]
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Stinky Pete the Prospector : [Woody and Jessie have gotten into a fight over who turned the TV on, waking up Al in the process who'd been holding onto Woody's severed arm] Jessie, Woody, stop this at once!
[gasps as he and his box tip over face down, then Jessie and Bullseye push it up again]
Stinky Pete the Prospector : I don't know how that television turned on. But fighting about it isn't helping anything.
Woody : [angrily] If I had both my arms...
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Well the fact is, you don't, Woody. So I suggest you just wait till morning. The cleaner will come, fix your arm...
Woody : And then I'm outta here!
[Bullseye sulks]
Woody : Oh, no, no, Bullseye, don't take it that way. It's just that Andy...
Jessie : [pets Bullseye and walks away] Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he ever talks about.
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[Woody, Buzz, Jessie, and Bullseye are celebrating their escape when another plane comes in only a few inches over them]
Woody : Let's... go home.
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Woody : I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz Lightyear : To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
[Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the Rest of the Roundup Gang approach Woody]
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave.
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Buzz Lightyear : Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.
Rex : Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.
Woody : I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
Mr. Potato Head : [Shocked] What? Are you crazy?
Woody : Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
Buzz Lightyear : Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody : What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
Woody : See, look, that's me!
Hamm : This is weirdin' me out.
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[Woody shows his boot to the rest of the Roundup Gang, with Andy's name on it, much to their shock]
Jessie : [panicking to herself] No, can't go. I can't do storage again, I just can't! I won't go back in the dark!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : [Confrontingly] Jessie, Jessie.
Woody : What's the matter? What's wrong with her?
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Well, we've been waiting in storage for a long time waiting for you.
Woody : Why me?
Stinky Pete the Prospector : The museum's only interested in the collection if *you're* in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple.
Jessie : [Frustrated] It's not fair! How can you do this to us?
Woody : Hey look, I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake. See, I was in this yard sale and...
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?
Woody : Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy when...
Stinky Pete the Prospector : [Noticing Woody's torn arm] Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you?
Woody : Yes, but... No, no, no, no, no! It was... was an accident. I mean...
Jessie : [Unamused] Sounds like he *really* loves you.
Woody : It's not like that, okay? And I'm not going to any museum!
Jessie : Well, I'm not going back into *storage*!
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Jessie : [after escaping the plane] We did it!
Buzz Lightyear : [to Woody] Nice roping, cowboy!
Jessie : That was definitely Woody's finest hour!
Buzz Lightyear : [hands Woody his hat] Your hat, partner.
[a plane lands behind them, startling them]
Woody : Let's... go home.
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[On "Woody's Roundup", Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her and Stinky Pete's rescue]
Rabbit : [incoherent chatter]
Woody : What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit : Uh-huh.
Woody : Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
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[in the cargo hold of the plane to go to Japan, Woody finds Jessie rolled up in a corner of the green case]
Woody : [deep voice] Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.
Jessie : [Hugs Woody] Woody.
Woody : Come on Jessie. It's time to take you home.
Jessie : But, what if Andy doesn't like me.
Woody : Oh sure, Andy will love you. Besides, he's got a Little Sister.
Jessie : He does? Why didn't you say so?
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Woody : [after having met the Rest of the Roundup Gang in Al's Apartment] OK I'm officially freaked out now.
Stinky Pete the Prospector : [as the Roundup Gang walk over to Woody] Oh we've waited Countless Years for this day! It's good to see you Woody.
Woody : Listen, I don't know what... hey! How do you you know my name?
Jessie : Everyone knows your name, *Woody*.
[Woody pauses for a moment]
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Why you don't know who you are! Bullseye?
[Bullseye turns up the lights, revealing an entire set of Woody's Roundup Brands with Woody on them. Woody glances at them in amazement]
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Buzz Lightyear : [after catching up with the case] Okay, Woody, let's go!
[the Prospector suddenly punches him causing him to fall off the conveyor belt]
Prospector : Take that, space toy!
Woody : [pops up beside him] Hey! No one does that to my friend!
[tackles him out of the case. They wrestle until Prospector kicks Woody off him. He then uses his pickax to open a tiny tear on Woody's arm]
Prospector : Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed ya once, he can fix ya again! Now get in the box!
Woody : Never!
Prospector : [raises his pickax] Fine!
[Woody braces himself when all of a sudden, a white light flashes in Prospector's eyes. It's revealed to be Buzz and the others using the cameras they discovered]
Buzz Lightyear : [grabs and hoists Prospector up] Gotcha!
Prospector : Idiots! Children destroy toys! You will be ruined, forgotten! Spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
Woody : Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.
[points to something off-screen]
Woody : Right over there, guys!
Prospector : No! No! NO!
[the scene cuts to Prospector in a little girl's bag]
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Andy's Mom : [after Andy fixes Woody] Andy, come on, hon. Time to go. Hey, you fixed Woody!
Andy : Yeah. Glad I decided not to take him to camp. His whole arm might have come off.
[leaves the room and Woody unfreezes and looks at his repaired arm]
Woody : Well, what do you know?
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[last lines]
Buzz Lightyear : [walking up to Woody] You still worried?
Woody : About Andy? Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz Lightyear : I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody : Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company. For infinity and beyond.
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Woody : [Having dealt with the Prospector] Happy trails Prospector.
Slinky Dog : [Slinky and the Other Toys struggle to help Jessie and Bullseye out of the Suitcase, who Woody insisted to come along with them, but they're reaching the end of the line] Buzz! Woody!
Hamm : Help us out here!
Rex : [Bullseye already managed to get out] Hurry!
Woody : Oh no, Jessie!
[the Suitcase slips down to the Ground Support Equipment at the Runway below with Jessie in it]
Jessie : [Hanging out from the Suitcase in Dispair] No!
[the driver of the GSE puts Jessie back into the Suitcase, and loads it up]
Woody : [With help off Buzz and Bullseye, parodying his line on Woody's Roundup] Run like the Wind Bullseye!
[the three of them jump out onto the Runway and chase after the Ground Support Vehicle with the Suitcase containing Jessie]
