- Professor Davidson: Remember: one person's interminable stretch of highway is--
- Skye Davidson: Is another person's road to adventure, I know. But going out of our way to see a giant ice-cream cone? That's crazy.
- Professor Davidson: Crazy? Crazy is NOT to see the giant ice-cream cone. How'd you like to tell your friends we were in Baxter--Oh, didja see the giant ice-cream cone? No, we missed it. THAT would be crazy.
- Skye Davidson: I wonder how long it's gonna take them to find our bodies.
- Professor Davidson: Oh, probably never. You know, that's assuming they'd even look. You know how many bodies are buried out here they've never found? San Bernardino Sheriff's Office told me that if all the dead bodies in the dessert stood up at the same time, this place would resemble Manhattan.
- Skye Davidson: No cable?
- Caroline Baxter: I tried get it, but they actually wanted me to pay for 45 miles cable.
- Professor Davidson: Gee, sounds like a satellite dish would be cheaper.
- Caroline Baxter: Yes, but then the aliens would know where we are.
- Ely Jackson: You guys want to get cremated or buried?
- Pete Kepler: I don't care, what ever. Bury me, burn me, why does it matter?
- Ely Jackson: It matters. I don't want to rot in a box... bugs and worms and weird animals eat out my eyeballs.
- Cale: I want to rot in a box.
- [first lines]
- Cale: Come on Blue, it's easy money. Billy said 10 bucks an hour, man. That's some cash. The way I figure it, we can make at least a hundred bucks a day fixin' up the motel.
- Agent Summers: You haven't seen Agent Bellows, have you?
- Caroline Baxter: No, I haven't.
- Agent Summers: I can't find him anywhere.
- Caroline Baxter: Have you tried calling him on that cellular surveillance phone?
- Agent Summers: I've tried, but he's not picking up.
- Caroline Baxter: Well, I was thinking he's been abducted. Of course, it would be an odd choice.
- Caroline Baxter: So, now that we know everything, what do you say we just pretend that we know nothing...