Timepiece

Prolific porn director Paul Norman, known for gimmicky features including "Edward Penishands" and "Joined!: The Siamese Twins", made this cute if trivial porn fantasy about a magic watch. It avoids special effects but plays nicely.

Kaylan Nicole, of the distinctive ruby red pursed lips, stars as a somewhat empty-headed hedonist, who shoplifts a magic pocket watch from a pawnshop to set the story in motion. Gold-covered timepiece operates similar to a stopwatch, when she discovers that pressing a button on it causes a person nearby to freeze in place, making for humorous and sexy action under her control.

That begins when she fights with her boyfriend Michael J. Cox, who is angered when she reveals she stole the watch from a store owned by a girl he knows (Nikki Randall). Kaylan refuses to return it, and accidentally freezing Cox in heir fight over the heirloom, she kicks him in the groin, and he's stuck in the state frozen, only to unfreeze and feel the pain later on.

What follows is a sexual adventure as old as those fantasy wish-fulfillment porn movies dating all the way back to Russ Meyer's 1950s breakthrough movie "The Immoral Mr. Teas". Only in this case Norman has cleverly had a woman in charge, fantasizing about sex rather than the usual male voyeur.

Before the chronometer takes over there are two sex scenes: Nikki Randall f*cking her lover, an unrecognizable long-haired Vince Vouyer, in a bedroom at the pawnshop (which is a crummy set resembling a second-hand store), followed by Cox and Kaylan humping before their breakup.

After discovering the watch's secret, Kaylan goes to the cafe where she works and on an elevator uses it to freeze pretty co-worker Dallas, making love to her while Dallas just stands there frozen. She's shocked when Kaylan leaves, and she unfreezes alone on the elevator.

Next, Kaylan sits on a park bench and freezes a couple in a nearby pool (Sean Rider and Sophia Ferrari), who have sex in starts and stops as a result. They are uncredited in the VHS original, but get screen credit on a later DVD reissue.

Finally, our heroine easily robs a bank, freezing the employees and customers and then freezing a bank vault guard, and humping the literally stiff stud (Nick East) while he just stands there.