Mark
Mort Berg
Young Mark
Ticket Taker
Young Kevin
Richard
Gail - Mark's Mom
Young Robert
Bully
Robert
Tricia (as Jennifer Sommerfield)
Mexican Waitress (as Letricia Cruz)
Astrid
Bill
Eden Waiter
Dan
Eric
Toys R' Us Kid
Eden Manager (as Eric Burke)
Sean
Leila
Munchkin Beth
Bistro Waitress
Suzanne Crawford
Dick - The Bartender
Illa
Sharon
Claire
Cartoonsville Waitress
Cartoonsville Boy
Cartoonsville Mom
Beach Babe Bimbo
Schweiger
Parker
Jerry's Waitress
Brian
Menage Girl
Cousin Ira (as Mark Altman)
Rated R
Groover
Outraged Patroness
Marlena (as Deborah Van Valkenberg)
Café Hostess
Hal Pittman
Harry
Gabrielle (as Gabrielle Stanton)
Laura Hafermann
George
Obsessed Fan
Tiberius
Space Age Waitress
Alexander
Rated's Back-Up Singer (as John Baker)
Jamaican Singer (as Frankie Culture)
Rated's Posse
Rated's Posse (as Dulow)
Rated's Posse (as Mont'e)
Rated's Posse (as Hit 'Em)
Rated's Posse (as Jag and Dreamer)
Andrew
Curly Blonde Kid
Young Movie Robert
Additional Voices (voice)
Additional Voices (voice) (as Steve Melching)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)